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[06 Jul 2005|03:27pm] |
Boy?
What's going on? BOY. POTTER.
NO.
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[25 Dec 2004|03:48pm] |
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CHRISTMAS DAY IS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT THIS PIECE OF FILTH ATTEMPTING TO EAT MY OVEN GLOVES.
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[08 Sep 2004|02:24pm] |
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The country is better off without you freaks flying around on your silly twigs.
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[28 Aug 2004|06:20pm] |
GET YOUR FILTHY MAGIC OUT OF THIS BOOK AND AWAY FROM MY SON!
I know this is is your fault, Potter. She always had a weakness for evil things.
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[01 May 2004|11:36pm] |
This book beginned to do funnie things lik jump arownd so I opined it n it stoped. I don't rilly no wut to write in heer but okay.
I writed in heer so mabe I wont have too do it agen foor a long time.
I think tomorro Piers n I wil box. I have too trane.
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[16 Mar 2004|09:11pm] |
Wut's this stupid book for?
I asked Mum n she said it's a place to wrote things in but wut's the ruddy point of that? Beter things to do going to Magnolia Road with Piers and the blokes.
But if I writed in this maybe someoene pay me tonne of pounds. Wen I'm Heavyweight Boxing CHampoin of England. Peopale red abowt me cos I m Junior Heacvyweight Inter-Shcool Boxing Champoin of the SouthEast. Two year in a row now! If I get Boxing Champoin of England, lot peopale bye copie of my thots n boook costs mor thin paper. I kin bye lots of things with monie frum mi books.
Wen I get Heavyeweight Champoin of eNgland, Mum n Dad beter bye me sumthing beter thin wut I got this year.
I waz go to throw this thing owted but now that I thot bowt it, m kep it. Mite make me monie latur on.
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[21 Jan 2004|03:31pm] |
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this is bloody ridiculous.
POTTER MAKE THIS BLASTED BOOK THING STOP BITING YOUR COUSIN
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[03 Jan 2004|06:23pm] |
what the bloody blazes is this
POTTER IS THIS SOME KIND OF EFFING JOKE
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